May 2

The former Full House cutie has just announced she is pregnant with her second child. Not long ago the divorce between Jodie Sweetin and her ex-husband Cory Herpin was finalized.

What, did you think the girl was going to sit at home and just cry over the end of her marriage? No way! Jodie was definitely getting on with her life!

The father is Jodie’s boyfriend of a year Morty Coyle.

Jodie said on twitter that she’s very happy and in love. Her rep said that Jodie was doing fantastic.

No word on if the baby is a boy or girl or if there are any plans on the couple to marry. Probably not since Jodie has been married twice before. Or maybe so if she believes the “third time is the charm.”

Congrats to Jodie and Morty.

Jan 14

Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck have named their new baby girl Seraphina. It’s a unique name but it’s also pretty. It’s not some horrible, ugly baby name that seems to be the big trend for babys of celebrities. It’s a much prettier name tha names like Bronx Mowgli or Apple.

Finally, a celebrity baby name that doesn’t make you cringe!

Jan 6

Black is supposed to help you look thinner, but even that won’t work for Jennifer Gardner. She’s absolutely huge. She could give birth any minute now. Just hope she doesn’t give the kid a wacky name like celebrities tend to do.

Dec 30

For year 2008, the ugliest name of the year goes to Bronx Mowgli.

Mowgli, of course is that boy in the story The Jungle Book. And they must think the Bronx is a cool borough of NYC or maybe it sounds “cool”. It’s still an ugly name.

Now they just need 4 more kids. They can name them Brooklyn,  Long Island, Queens, and Manhattan. For the middle names how about, Baloo, Aladdin, Simba, and Pluto.

Dec 17

It’s people like Jenna Jameson that shows there’s a need to be a law requiring people to get licenses to have kids.

I feel sorry for any kid Jenna Jameson has. Poor thing. Hopefully she’ll give it up for adoption.

It’s people like that you don’t want anywhere near kids, especially not having any of their own.

There’s probably some nice people out there who would be willing to adopt that poor child. Some people should never be mothers-or fathers-and Jenna Jameson fits the bill.

She’d probably make a better President of the United States than a Mother. We can only hope for adoption. Otherwise, kid, your’re out of luck.