May 18

The world’s clumsiest star, Lindsay Lohan has lost her balance and fell down again while partying it up at the Cannes Film Festival.

Lindsay has said of her clumsiness: “I’m the most clumsy person in the world. I do trip a lot. I fall. I walk into walls sometimes.”

May 18

Lindsay’s lawyer told a TMZ cameraman that the judge has ordered Lindsay to show up to court on Thursday. Otherwise the judge will issue a warrant for her arrest. Lindsay is currently in Cannes, France but all she has to do is hop on a plane to LA within a few days.

http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=e7f1aab9-0727-4784-b504-fa417c1611a3&isShareURL=true

May 15

Lindsay Lohan left NYC and missed out on her uncle’s funeral. Her Mom Dina’s brother Chris Sullivan died after being ill for some time. While Dina stayed in New York to attend his funeral, Lindsay flew back to LA and partied at her favorite place on earth Chateau Marmont and then the Drai night club.

May 15

Lindsay Lohan is intentionally violating her probation. And why not, she is above the law after all. She was caught violating another probation and with cocaine on her and got off virtually scot free because she is rich and famous. If that happened to an ordinary person, they would have gotten a decent jail term.

Fast forward to today and Lindsay is scoffing at her probation terms. She is required to attend 13 alcohol education classes but has 4 more to attend by Wednesday. But she is blowing off her probation and giving it the finger by choosing to party in New York City instead and then has planned to fly to Cannes France to attend the film festival.

There is no possible way Lindsay can attend 4 alcohol education classes by Wednesday. She’s had plenty of time to attend the classes, but why should she go if she can get away with violating her probation? Who wouldn’t rather party in NYC than go to some boring alcohol education class required by probation? And in Lindsay’s mind if she got off almost scot free for having cocaine on her body then why would the judge do anything to her for just violating her probation?

TMZ says that a judge will issue an arrest warrant if Lindsay does not show up for her court date on Wednesday.

Will the judge uphold the law and revoke Lindsay’s probation for violating it? Or will the judge again show special favor to the rich and famous and let them get by with things the ordinary couldn’t? Find out on Wednesday.

Jan 16

Lindsay Lohan has turned into a scary looking stick figure. She must be back on the drugs, the way she is stick figure skinny.

Lindsay and her little sister were spotted out buying some much needed snacks. She could use a few pounds.