So how does a washed up actress get into the headlines again?

Easy! Become the worst dressed at a big event.

Renee Zellweger was the worst dressed at the Red Carpet with that horrible sheer dress.

Yuck!

The sacrifices women will make to get in the headlines again!

It’s people like Jenna Jameson that shows there’s a need to be a law requiring people to get licenses to have kids.

I feel sorry for any kid Jenna Jameson has. Poor thing. Hopefully she’ll give it up for adoption.

It’s people like that you don’t want anywhere near kids, especially not having any of their own.

There’s probably some nice people out there who would be willing to adopt that poor child. Some people should never be mothers-or fathers-and Jenna Jameson fits the bill.

She’d probably make a better President of the United States than a Mother. We can only hope for adoption. Otherwise, kid, your’re out of luck.