For year 2008, the ugliest name of the year goes to Bronx Mowgli.

Mowgli, of course is that boy in the story The Jungle Book. And they must think the Bronx is a cool borough of NYC or maybe it sounds “cool”. It’s still an ugly name.

Now they just need 4 more kids. They can name them Brooklyn,  Long Island, Queens, and Manhattan. For the middle names how about, Baloo, Aladdin, Simba, and Pluto.

Britney Spears posed with her sons Sean and Jayden in front of a Christmas tree for Christmas pictures.

Glad she has gotten better since her head shaving and 2 breakdowns and hospitalizations.

The boys will probably get tons of expensive toys for Christmas.

Merry Christmas Paris, from Paris. Paris Hilton made sure she got an awesome gift for Christmas. She bought herself a customized pink Bentley Continental GT for only $200,000. Of course it would be pink since pink is Paris’ favorite color.

This is a car that nobody but a blind person could miss out on the street. It’s not only pink, but it’s a really eye catching shade of pink, has pink rims on the wheels, and her initials in bling are all over the car .

It’s her real life Barbie car.

This has to be an inside job. Or maybe a publicity stunt because Paris wanted to see her name more in the news. A man wearing a hood and gloves broke into the Hollywood Hills mansion of famous-for-nothing celebrity Paris Hilton. The mansion is in a gated community and had a security guard. Just how does someone break into a mansion inside a gated community with a security guard? Is this robber Houdini or something?

Apparently the robber stole $2 million worth of Paris’ belongings including jewelry. Hopefully another sex tape won’t come out.

The robbery was reported at 5am by a security guard. Paris was not home at the time obviously, because she was partying. A party girl is never home in the wee hours of the morning, but instead partying away at a night club. That’s how she stays so skinny, all that dancing.

Rumors are that Kevin Federline has a new girlfriend volleyball player Victoria Prince. Are they really boyfriend, girlfriend or is this just a fling. It seems Kevin Federline is not capable of settling down. Especially now that he’s guaranteed a very comfortable life without having to work another single day in his life thanks to fathering 2 kids with Britney Spears. As long as he has custody he can count on huge child support payments coming in.

Rihanna is going to sing for a good cause on January 20th.  She’s singing for the Recording Industry Association of America’s Presidential Inauguration Charity Ball.

Rihanna will help raise money for Feeding America which works to feed America’s hungry.

There will be millions of people in attendance for Barack Obama’s historic presidential inaugeration.

Everyone who watched Full House remembers Jodie Sweetin, that cute blonde middle child.

Well, she got married, got hooked on meth, her husband kicked her out and she finally got off of meth.

Then Jodie seemed to find love. She married a second time, got pregnant and had a baby girl Zoie.

But it’s all gone downhill. Now Jodie and Cody Herpin are separated, Cody claimed she was an unfit mother and now Jodie can only have supervised visits with her child.

Kind of reminds your of Britney Spears who lost custody of her kids.

Apparently Jodie had alcohol problems, but it’s not known if she started using meth again. Hopefully not.

Her life has been a roller coaster with huge ups and downs, ups and downs.

Wow! Katie Holmes is 30 years old. Wonder if she feels old yet. Luckily for her she could still pass for 26.

How did she celebrate her 30th birthday? What did Tom Cruise get her? Hope he got her something good!

It’s people like Jenna Jameson that shows there’s a need to be a law requiring people to get licenses to have kids.

I feel sorry for any kid Jenna Jameson has. Poor thing. Hopefully she’ll give it up for adoption.

It’s people like that you don’t want anywhere near kids, especially not having any of their own.

There’s probably some nice people out there who would be willing to adopt that poor child. Some people should never be mothers-or fathers-and Jenna Jameson fits the bill.

She’d probably make a better President of the United States than a Mother. We can only hope for adoption. Otherwise, kid, your’re out of luck.

According to Brooke Shields, her 5 year old daughter Rowan curses like a sailor and uses the F word a lot.

“So we’re having a playdate and this very prominent, very wealthy, lovely woman comes over to pick up her daughter. They’re playing in my kid’s room, and Rowan, without missing a beat, looks at her and goes, ‘What the f-ck are you doing here?’ I’m in cardiac arrest, there’s no way to explain it. At which point she turns away, [sighs] and goes, ‘Oh f-ck.’”

You’d probably cuss too if you had a name like “Rowan”. But that’s not half as bad a Greer. Greer has got to be the ugliest baby name ever-ever. Especially for a girl. Just wait till she’s 5 and she’ll make a sailor blush.

Maybe Brooke needs to take Rowan to Etiquette classes.