The world’s clumsiest star, Lindsay Lohan has lost her balance and fell down again while partying it up at the Cannes Film Festival.

Lindsay has said of her clumsiness: “I’m the most clumsy person in the world. I do trip a lot. I fall. I walk into walls sometimes.”

Lindsay’s lawyer told a TMZ cameraman that the judge has ordered Lindsay to show up to court on Thursday. Otherwise the judge will issue a warrant for her arrest. Lindsay is currently in Cannes, France but all she has to do is hop on a plane to LA within a few days.

http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=e7f1aab9-0727-4784-b504-fa417c1611a3&isShareURL=true

Teresa is right. Everyone who has ears could tell that Luann just is not very good at singing. Plus, what kind of lyrics are those?  “Money can’t buy you class.” Teresa joked if the lyrics came from her “Class with the Countess” book and asked if she should do the same with her Italian cooking book.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey star talked about how funny the last episode of The Real Housewives of New York was. From Ramona’s Turtle Time dance to Bethenny’s one liners she found it hysterical.

Teresa’s full take can be found on: http://tvwatch.people.com/2010/05/14/housewives-new-york-teresa-luann-singing-funny/

Lindsay Lohan left NYC and missed out on her uncle’s funeral. Her Mom Dina’s brother Chris Sullivan died after being ill for some time. While Dina stayed in New York to attend his funeral, Lindsay flew back to LA and partied at her favorite place on earth Chateau Marmont and then the Drai night club.

All photos promoting the movie Sex and the City 2 are so heavily photoshopped it looks like a cartoon. It really doesn’t even resemble a real picture at all. When you see these pictures you are confused if Sex and the City has turned into a cartoon or not.

Whoever is doing the photoshop has gone way overboard. It’s terrible. Overdone. Too obvious. Distracting. It’s the first thing you notice when you see the picture.

Everyone knows the actresses are not in their 20’s. Or 30’s. They might not even be in their 40’s anymore, I don’t know. Really, they don’t need to try to look like they are 25 years old. It’s not happening. Let them look closer to their real age. Just put on good makeup, maybe a little bit of photoshop, but not enough to make them look like cartoon characters.

Both Heidi Montag Pratt and Spencer Pratt are separated from their families. Spencer has been cruel to his sister Stephanie on The Hills and is estranged from her. Now he doesn’t talk to his parents because he thinks they will just talk about Stephanie. It’s been reported that Spencer’s family has removed all photos of him from their home. Someone close to the family has said that the family noticed Spencer changing but now it’s become too much for them.

Heidi also had a recent falling out with her Mom over Heidi’s Mom being honest about not being happy with Heidi’s numerous plastic surgeries. Apparently this was horrible in Heidi’s eyes. She expected her Mom to lie to her and tell her she loved her numerous plastic surgeries.

Heidi’s Mom went to the Spedi house apparently to try to work things out but Spencer and Heidi would have none of it and they called the police to remove Darlene from their home. There is a picture on TMZ showing Spencer crazily looking through binoculars to make sure Darlene left their property escorted by police while holding a giant crystal in his arm which he thinks brings good luck.

It’s also been reported by people close to Heidi and Spencer that the couple have become shut ins at their $7,000 a month rented home.

Sources say that nobody comes to visit and Spedi rarely ever leaves the home. They say it’s gotten to be a mess and Spencer sits around working on his projects, working on a script, and watching TV while Heidi watches TV and stares at herself obsessively seeing if she needs anymore plastic surgery. Heidi’s friends are worried that this is not a healthy lifestyle for her, living like a shut in with Spencer.

Lindsay Lohan is intentionally violating her probation. And why not, she is above the law after all. She was caught violating another probation and with cocaine on her and got off virtually scot free because she is rich and famous. If that happened to an ordinary person, they would have gotten a decent jail term.

Fast forward to today and Lindsay is scoffing at her probation terms. She is required to attend 13 alcohol education classes but has 4 more to attend by Wednesday. But she is blowing off her probation and giving it the finger by choosing to party in New York City instead and then has planned to fly to Cannes France to attend the film festival.

There is no possible way Lindsay can attend 4 alcohol education classes by Wednesday. She’s had plenty of time to attend the classes, but why should she go if she can get away with violating her probation? Who wouldn’t rather party in NYC than go to some boring alcohol education class required by probation? And in Lindsay’s mind if she got off almost scot free for having cocaine on her body then why would the judge do anything to her for just violating her probation?

TMZ says that a judge will issue an arrest warrant if Lindsay does not show up for her court date on Wednesday.

Will the judge uphold the law and revoke Lindsay’s probation for violating it? Or will the judge again show special favor to the rich and famous and let them get by with things the ordinary couldn’t? Find out on Wednesday.

Betty White will host the 2010 Oscars and guest star on Glee. She doesn’t exactly know it yet, but Betty White fans are numerous, fervent, powerful, fanatical and if they demand she host the Oscars and be on Glee, then she will!

Betty White rocked on Saturday Night Live. Will she be on Fox’s Glee next and then be the next host of the Oscars? Possibly. Legions of fans want her to and she’s white hot right now. Betty White has a cult like following which got her on SNL and her fans are starving for more. Hosting SNL was just the start. Now everyone needs more Betty. Better hurry up too cause she’s 88 years old. We need more Betty before she dies.

Betty White’s appearance on SNL was great and made the ratings soar. Who doesn’t love Betty White? It’s actually a crime to not like her.

As most know, it was a facebook fan page that became very popular campaigning for Betty White to host SNL that finally led to her hosting the show. It was a page made by a Betty White fan that took off. It had nothing to do with Betty or SNL. Betty didn’t even know what facebook was. She joked on SNL that facebook sounded like a “huge waste of time.” Betty’s career has taken a second wind after Golden Girls popularity and she is super hot now.

Now there is a new campaign on facebook for Betty White on Glee. Here is the url for the page: http://www.facebook.com/bettywhiteonglee

There’s also a campaign to get her to host the Oscars. Come on Betty White fans and demand to the Oscar people that Betty White must be the next host. Who better? No one! It’s required by law that you like this page. Like this page here:

http://bit.ly/crjIE2

Here are more ideas for Betty:

Celebrity Apprentice, The View co-host, guest host on The O’Reilly Factor, guest on Whatever Martha.

Kim Kardashian was married to Damon Thomas for 4 years from 2000-2004. He recently has publicly attacked her saying that she can’t write, sing or dance and validates herself by how much media attention she can get. He calls her a fame whore and says she had a boob job and liposuction.

Guess when you look like Kim Kardashian, you don’t need any other talents. You can get by in life on  your looks alone. It worked for Kim and the rest of her family. What exactly is she famous for by the way?

The former Full House cutie has just announced she is pregnant with her second child. Not long ago the divorce between Jodie Sweetin and her ex-husband Cory Herpin was finalized.

What, did you think the girl was going to sit at home and just cry over the end of her marriage? No way! Jodie was definitely getting on with her life!

The father is Jodie’s boyfriend of a year Morty Coyle.

Jodie said on twitter that she’s very happy and in love. Her rep said that Jodie was doing fantastic.

No word on if the baby is a boy or girl or if there are any plans on the couple to marry. Probably not since Jodie has been married twice before. Or maybe so if she believes the “third time is the charm.”

Congrats to Jodie and Morty.